Beauty and the Beast
I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can do for me....
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I’m really more an apartment person. Hello, Dexter Morgan. Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Let’s Give the Boy a Hand I’m real proud of you for coming,...
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Well, how’d you become king, then? Well, we did do the nose. Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! It’s only a model. Sir Lancelot Bring her forward! The nose? Burn...
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Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do? I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what...
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I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman. You don’t win friends with salad. Thank you, steal again. Fire can be our friend; whether it’s toasting marshmallows or...
View ArticleA Streetcar Named Marge
Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the…uh…what cures cancer? Look out, Itchy! He’s Irish! Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. Attempted...
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Post formats are a method of styling a specific post. By using this feature, you can specify the display “format” of a specific post. This feature expands the micro-blogging aspect of WordPress because...
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When you work in a traditional office and have a question, instant gratification is hard to resist. It’s so easy. Just stumble over to a co-worker’s desk, make sure they stop whatever it was they were...
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Welcome to WordPress. This is your first post. Edit or delete it, then start blogging!
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